IN CARNATION? – The stern, newly-ordained priest asked sisters’ second grade children what incarnation meant. One little girl eager to answer said, ” The word must mean that Jesus was once a baby because mothers feed their babies Carnation milk.”
SAFETY FIRST – After banging into a pole in our dormitory too many times, one novice decided to remedy the situation by wrapping sanitary napkins around the pole. The other novices enjoyed a good laugh even though it was during the “grand silence” when they discovered what the novice had done. No more bruises for the novice.
TAG, YOU’RE IT – OOPS! – My little third grade friend sprained her ankle while we were playing tag at recess. Imagine the sight motorists had as I walked her wheelbarrow style for two miles down the highway to her home.